no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
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