Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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