Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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