I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
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You passed out across the stairs with your feet and arms through the railings so you "wouldn't fall down when you blacked out and no one could get the pizza past you without waking you up". \n\nYou're the smartest drunk I know.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
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I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
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