Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
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He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
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Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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