On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
he's gonorrhea incarnate
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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