im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
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I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
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But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
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