Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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