Already got asked if we're dating
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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