Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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