best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I just found puke in my bra..
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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