why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
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