All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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