that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
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Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
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mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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