she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
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She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
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You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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