I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Randomize
