So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
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