Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
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I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
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There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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