i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Come share oat with me in your robe
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
Randomize
