you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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