I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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