what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
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Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
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Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
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