Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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