brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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