But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Enjoy the penises
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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