yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
it's like iHOP with fire
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
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they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
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Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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