Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
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I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
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He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?