'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer