No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
Randomize
