I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
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I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
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Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
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