But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
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the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
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Send help, water and tortillas.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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