It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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