I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
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does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
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so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I have already put on my inside pants.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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