YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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