I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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