Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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