Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
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Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
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I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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