We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
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