My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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