No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
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so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
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Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
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