This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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