Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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