come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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