Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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