why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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