ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
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My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
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I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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