super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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