He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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