i already hear my dad disowning me
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Randomize
