Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
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I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
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went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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