my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
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i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
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I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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