you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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