these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
It's official drugs can't kill me
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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