Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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