I'd wear matching sweaters with you
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
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this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
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Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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