I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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