Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
The beer is more important than you right now.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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