why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
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it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
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I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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