Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
not ubering you a puppy
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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